Who picked up her free laptop today. Many thanks to all who inquired - in the end, there were enough compelling responses that I just threw names into a hat and had my wife draw one at random.

Current giveway: 19" (might be 17", but I think it's 19") Dell CRT monitor. Several years old, but works fine. Like the server I ditched, it would make a fine anchor for a large battleship. Yours for the taking.