Brian Kelsay wrote:
summary : a much more important invention date : 1880
Toilet paper didn't exist for hillbillies until 1888:
http://www.searsarchives.com/catalogs/chronology.htm
1756: Salzburg, January 27, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is born 1761: at the age of five Amadeus begins composing 1773: he writes his first piano concerto 1784: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart becomes a free mason 1791: Mozart composes "The Magic Flute" On December 5th of that same year, Mozart dies 1985: Austrian rock singer Falco records Rock Me Amadeus!
Ooo rock me Amadeus.
Sadly, Falco died in 1998.